Scene: Kitchen, Michael packing his lunch for school.
Michael: "Mommy, I like bringing bananas to school. Do you know I like bringing bananas?"
Me (out loud): "That's great, Michael. Bananas are really good for you."
Me (in my head): "I'm doing such a good job teaching healthy eating habits."
Joey: "Yeah, there's this kid at school who always brings fruit snacks and he trades Michael for a banana."